#13 isn’t a Ford, it’s a ‘67 Impala

cleveland deserves the browns they have.

That way, a simple argument over Cam Newton being a dick in a press conference becomes more of an ideological battle between deeply entrenched factions.

It’s not weird, just different. When my wife was pregnant, I went through a pregnant-porn phase. Shit can be hot. If you don’t like it that’s fine too, but to each their own.

Don’t you worry. The good people of Cleveland will rapidly turn your fun team name into the much more racist “Fightin Nips” in the blink of an eye.

Yep, that’s actually what I do most of the time (I have leaf and edibles, too). But I’m a 2 hit and done smoker, so there’s no “sitting around imbibing” socialness to it.

#humblebrag

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It’s absolutely, undeniably a false equivalency to equate wealthy people who owned slaves in a society where every wealthy person owned slaves to people who actively chose to attempt to rebel against their country’s government and form their own government for the specific and sole purpose of continuing the right to…

Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit about eclipses? I mean, I’ve seen a handful throughout my life and they’re cool to look at for like 1.5 seconds, but I honestly don’t see what the big deal is.

I dunno my friend, 3 square meals and a roof over your head is more than some full time working people can afford these days...

It’s pretty safe to say that anyone who utters the phrase “fake news” unironically is an asshole, an idiot, or most likely both. Fuck Dave Clawson with Ricky Proehl’s corpse.

Nigs gonna nog

Man, you just dutifully parrot those limbaugh and hannity talking points like a good little solider, huh

The conservative immigration policy is a con.

*That* is why Trump got so many votes. SCOTUS nominee.

You seem to want modest ideas that everyone likes. That sounds nice. Do you have any? My common sense idea would be to copy a medical system that works for everyone, like Germany’s or Great Britain’s. But I think you’d lump those in with the Bernie Bros. Are you just here to shit on people you feel are divisive? …

Shhhh.

I think the two parties are out of sync with the most of Americans and people are tired, frustrated and pissed off. Whoever comes after Trump & Pence with a middle of the road/common sense approach of helping the poor, giving a little to the middle class and taking a little from the rich with a “we are all in it…

That ancient turtle-faced fucker deserves everything that is coming to him. I still hate that his gamble to block Garland’s nomination to the SC for almost 9 months paid off in spades last November; it’s time to eat some humble pie, you fucks.