Before I even read any of the comments.

Unsourced? Other than the NY Times article that this story links to you mean?

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

C’mon, man. It can’t be this fucking difficult! Break it down, find a way to ‘speak’ to those who turned away from the party, and those who were either too demoralized or indifferent to vote, using new candidates who can inject some pride back into the party as a whole. Stop fucking around like a bunch of weak,…

How about starting with the actual progressive candidates that did run in Montana and Kansas for special election but got almost no help from the DNC, whereas centrist android Jon Ossoff receives the most money for a rep election ever. And he still fucking lost!

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

How could anyone vote for Trump.

I would expect a man that went to a fake military school; had fake bone spurs; filed for bankruptcy 8 times; had 2 marriages fail; ran shitty pageants  and speaks like a kid that forgot to take his ADHD medication would be a better leader than Trump.

I think, as a society, we have trouble with causation and correlation. Kirk Cousins isn’t a great quarterback, he’s reached his apex, and makes enough boneheaded plays that it genuinely should effect his market value.

Hey dumb assholes: Why do y’all think any of this will have any effect on your life and why do you mistakenly believe that this will make our country any better? What is the fucking point of all this? Does anyone think that EVEN if we removed ALL the country’s undocumented immigrants (which account for WAY less than…

No, we’re laughing at the fact that respect worldwide for Donnie Trump is so low he’s being snubbed by First Ladies now.

Well, not having to pay healthcare (or crappier healthcare) for employees would give employees more money.

“Why in the world is our health insurance tied to where we work?”

I have taken to calling them “Bibleists.” They worship a book. There is nothing Christian about them.

Watching you coming AND going...

It’s the saving grace that most if not all of Trump’s appointees are too fucking stupid and incompetent to carry out their awful plans

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

Yeah I’m a 2PM lunch guy. It’s the elevator wait times that does it for me.

I just returned from a DC trip where we ditched the car and used the Metro and Uber. If you are traveling with a family, Uber is usually cheaper and more convenient than four tickets for a metro ride. Expose your kids to the metro, but check out Uber prices too. That said, coming from a midsize city with no subway…