I don’t understand the hatred for chicken tenders on here. At a restaurant? Hell no, but if I’m at a stadium for a game or at some outdoor festival and need finger food to fill me up and counteract the large amount of alcohol I’ve drank, a basket of chicken tenders and fries is fucking great and I will murder anyone…

We did the sibling in the delivery room twice.

Our oldest will be six when the new one comes along

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

Facebook’s like an amplifier of the human condition. I’m kind of done with it for a while because all it does is feed any type of existential angst I have. Doesn’t matter what kind at all. Someone has a nicer house? Someone is out riding motorcycles while I’m working? People are freaking out about the election?

I guess he is transitioning into 50somethingness better than Linda “Hey What’s Your Mom Doing Here at the Taylor Swift Concert” Cohn.

I’m a social drinker who can go without booze for days but then overdo it. I hear you on this.

I hate it when I come to Deadspin hoping to see a Haisley posted soccer gif, or a Jamboroo and wind up spending 30 minutes reading a well-written, longform article that causes introspection.

Article like this remind me of why I started reading Deadspin in the first place, and why I’m still here all these years later. Thanks.

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

“Lack of a good public health care system”

The average NFL game is awful. That gets hidden when there are three to eight going on at a time, but when you break them out, the overwhelming odds are the standalone will be a bad game.

Dolphins. Jets. Chiefs. Chargers. Ravens. Bengals. Browns. Titans. Jaguars. Colts. Giants. Rams. Cardinals. 49ers. Lions. Bears. Buccaneers. Saints. Panthers.

I’m no expert, but by my count, 19 of the 32 teams in the NFL are total dogshit. I know the Cardinals won last night, but don’t let that fool you. They’re…

The more important reality is that, even though the states often consistently come out in the electoral college as red or blue, that rarely means that 100% or even a true majority of citizens voted that way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nine_Nations_of_North_America

How about we try to do any of the insanely ridiculous things that have been supposedly coming for the last 8 years?

Let’s be kind to our GOP brethren. There is no need to shove the rise of Trump in anybody’s face. When necessary, remind people of what can happen but let’s remember that nobody won in this election.

“Let’s be kind to our GOP brethren. There is no need to shove the rise of Trump in anybody’s face. When necessary, remind people of what can happen but let’s remember that nobody won in this election.”

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…