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A continued thank-you to Deadspin for being the only publication of any size and repute to be publishing regular information about a major sexual assault trial involving a former NBA MVP.

Trump does not like black people only white people at his gropings, assaults and gang bangs.

Never again will I attend an NFL game (unless luxury box? Not that that’s happening). It is the worst experience in sports. Drunk idiots all over, 8-minute TV timeouts every 4 plays, piss and shit everywhere (bc people don’t wait 50 minutes in line for the bathroom. Understandable.), $150 for a ticket where you still

“The hardest part about being an NBA player is usually his dick when he’s assaulting a woman...” - full quote, probably

If the Dolphins had tried this tribute Goodell would’ve fined each player $25,000

Counterpoint

The premise of Westworld, the theme park, is simple: what if we had a place where we could expose our worst selves, and to fall in love and fuck and kill without worrying about the suffering or autonomy of the objects of our love and rage

That’s just because kids are morons. Mine too.

IMHO, 2/3 of what make the Publix sub so delicious is the bread.

They usually only have 6 or 7 cold options to choose from (although you can select Publix deli meats/cheeses vs. paying an extra $1 or $2 for Boar’s Head meats/cheeses [scam of scams, but I digress]).

They don’t mess around with a bunch of different

Jersey Mike’s is pretty good for a chain. Butif you have the good fortune to live in the Southeast, Publix is the world’s most perfect sub.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

I barely have the energy after eating a pizza to explain, but Google this issue if you are intent on repeating this complaint. That logic has no longer entirely applied for a few years, ever since the majority of video views started taking place on mobile. Long story short, it is now theoretically preferable to film

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What the HELL was he thinking playing with fireworks like he had nothing to lose!?

THE ROOF
THE ROOF
THE ROOF IS NOT ON FIRE

Or, we could let billionaire owners build their own stadiums while municipalities take care of more important things like schools, emergency responders, and infrastructure.

I live in St Pete and I hate the trop. It’s literally like watching baseball in a warehouse full of old people who got free seats. They need a new stadium. Let them move to Tampa.

One of my favorite memories is going to a bar during the summer months when no real sports are being televised only to see Aussie rules on TV and be the only person who kind of has an idea of what is going on. THANKS FS1!

German handball:

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?