I stand here today in front of you all to announce that, I too, will not be attending the Olympics this year. Who else with with me?!

DoD wants to be able to turn off GPS to prevent drone terrorism. The problem is that the satellites don’t have the ability to do that. So they are looking for a way to do localized GPS jamming, possibly even to send false signals and divert drones somewhere harmless.

This probably means they also have an improved…

This is going to sound callous, but Kimbo Slice dying right after Ali is kind of like having your birthday on Christmas.