I would FESTOON my yard with Hillary signs, create a blind, and blow the brains out of the people who did that to my dog. But not before blowing their dicks off first. And I am 100% serious about this.

WTF? How is there not a police investigation open?

It’s hard to contemplate that level of depravity and cruelty. There’s a special place in hell, etc.

Everything is all great until it accidentally turns on inside your bag.

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

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Agreed! I’m a staunch liberal democrat, but I do not want to live in a country in which the political parties are so polarized we can’t even talk to each other. This country was founded on compromise and we need to start working together. Its normal to have differing beliefs.

Although I’d respect her far more if she cast a vote for Hills, I’ll take 2 principled Navarros over 1 unprincipled and immature Stein voter any day of the week.

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Pro skater and internet guy Steve Berra has had enough of EA not making any more games in the excellent Skate series. So he’s mobilising. This is a campaign I could get behind.

Yeah, been meaning to give it another whirl (I did beat it eventually when it came out) but when I reinstalled a year or two later I noticed that very blatant texture pop in was still a serious issue despite having 60+FPS

I’ve watched a brand new Wrangler (JK) go up in flames. It was infront of me at a red light and dripping flames from around the muffler area onto the road beneath. I told the driver about it and he pulled under the awning of a gas station(!). A few minutes later and the entire Jeep was engulfed and the station…

My son has a peanut allergy and has to keep an epi-pen with him at all times. These are really expensive life preservers. The devices, most of the time, expire before they are ever needed, but you never want to be caught with out one. I am lucky and my insurance covers most of the cost, but that just means my HMO…

Anime Expo one year had an “adult lounge” featuring cocktails made with “Tentacle Grape” soda. I’m not gonna lie, I had one. It was pretty good.

As a woman, I felt bad for finding it funny because she clearly wasn’t thrilled. He wasn’t being aggressive, he was just really drunk and really wanted her to know that he liked her. This was at 2pm. The show opened noon. For the record, he was Civil War captain and she was Leia in the white gown, not even the gold…

Such creatures exist??

other option: Marry a woman who shares your enthusiasm for video games

Patch fix is easy, but it took me a while to understand the instructions because I’m not great with that stuff, but here was my fix:

People seem to forget just how amazing it is the first time around