If you have a legitimate script for something on that list, does a positive result still go to an employer? Isn’t that a HIPAA issue?

Anybody else giggle when they found out one of the perpetrators was a woman named Juan Wang? Anybody? Nobody? Well...I thought it was funny...

Reason #286 that I’ll never have children.

That Tank image is from Dominion Tank Police, not Ghost in the Shell, but delivers the point just fine of how much his art has changed.

THIS IS A SPICY DISH

I worked on Dance Moms for years and Abby Lee Miller has been at odds with the field and post production since season 1. She has 0 idea how television works and about 1000 suggestions that would sink the show. She and the field guy HATE each other but even a saint would not be able to deal with her. She also pulls…

I installed this bad boy on my ‘92 Integra when I was in high school: http://www.globalindustrial.com/p/electrical/safety/Audible-Signal-Vehicular/animal-house?infoParam.campaignId=T9F&gclid=Cj0KEQjwk-jGBRCbxoPLld_bp-IBEiQAgJaftdTnHbfrk2SkxjIRb2Teu7FhQkNyJHwnGtKHuKClHzkaAuoD8P8HAQ

Or buy gin!

- Libido is hell of a drug. Go whack it once or twice (to a neutral party) and immediately after think about which one you want to be with.

Questionable advice time!

I think it’s at the 2:15 mark. It looked more like a pipe, than a wire.

A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel…

How do these deportations work for people who haven’t been to their home country since childhood? Are they helped with finding someone they know there? To find somewhere to live? Are they given time to arrange any of that? Or are they just put on a plane and kicked in the ass on the way out?

There’s apparently no cat, literal or otherwise. At least that’s something.

You’ve got it wrong. Medium-rare is heretical, medium is anathema, well is the devil incarnate. Rare is acceptable for mortals but raw, chopped and mixed with a raw egg and some seasonings, steak tartare, is heavenly.

Just run the cow by, I’ll carve my own off!

Houston here, didn’t see much of a winter at all this year. There was a couple of weekends where it got down to 40 or so, but the rest of the time the weather has fluctuated between 50-70 for the last 3 months. I remember getting freezes and some light snow when I was a kid, now there’s barely any winter to speak…

What kind of an animal ruins meatloaf with ketchup? If it’s too dry you use brown gravy.

That's just crossing the line.