Hope you enjoy unending diarrhea.

To call the number on the card?

Reading David’s articles makes me feel good about my life choices.

He claimed his own heavenly spirit inhabited the body of a man standing on 134th Street in Harlem one day in 1900. And that he remembered nothing of that man’s life prior to that. He called it “combusting.”

Vans and RVs are the vehicles of the proletariat and the outsider. The only honest vehicles left.

Seriously. Come to Hoboken. Our city officials will gladly accept your bribes as they would those of any other religious group. Look up “Peter Cammarano.”

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Why not? Can’t go worse than the Ben Carson rebound experiment.

It needs curtains.

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

Why do people join HOAs?

Honest question, I’ve never heard of *any* good reason to be part of one; they just seem like you’re agreeing to give control over what you can and can’t do on your property to the worst bored old-lady busybody stereotypes.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Some might say it’s indicative of a penchant for ripping off European fan culture without any of the history or tradition from which the real culture emerged

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).