Vans and RVs are the vehicles of the proletariat and the outsider. The only honest vehicles left.

Seriously. Come to Hoboken. Our city officials will gladly accept your bribes as they would those of any other religious group. Look up “Peter Cammarano.”

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Why not? Can’t go worse than the Ben Carson rebound experiment.

It needs curtains.

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

Why do people join HOAs?

Honest question, I’ve never heard of *any* good reason to be part of one; they just seem like you’re agreeing to give control over what you can and can’t do on your property to the worst bored old-lady busybody stereotypes.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Some might say it’s indicative of a penchant for ripping off European fan culture without any of the history or tradition from which the real culture emerged

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).

Just so everyone knows, PFTCommenter doesn’t care about this at all.

It can be hard to accurately diagnose Canucks players with Mumps, since one of the symptoms is shitting the bed

Actually they have the moops.

Wide Men Can’t Jump

Can we skip the formalities and just call this The Shaw-snack Redemption already?

Send me to the sun.