Midnite Vultures is Beck's best album???? How did you get this job?

this is bad kinja

They let highschoolers write for Deadspin?

I don't feel sorry for this douchebag, it's likely that these same parents were the ones that wouldn't let him play in Carolina. That's right, the exact same parents. The Kings didn't win a cup until they got rid of him either.

This guy was a local news anchor in Raleigh for a while and I always thought his name was made up, but I guess not. I have no idea how obnoxious he was on TV.

Is aramark the company that employed the guy who kicked the dog a few months ago?

It's amazing that a team trying to stay on a budget has a $7m/yr forward, and that they play better when he's in the press box

It's not really in full force until he drafts 7 puck moving defensemen that are liabilities in their own end in a row

Welcome to having Jim Rutherford as your GM! Those of us here in Raleigh are feeling better than usual about our albatross of a goalie contract because he's managed to string together three wins in a row despite his .866 Sv%, but we're glad JR is your problem now.