Critical bit of information there, I try to manage my purchasing habits just above hit by a car.

So... only one coat?

I feel like this needs to be a serious mea culpa article, not just a comment.

Ok Rupert Murdoch, we get it, you’re lonely and feel like trolling Deadspin. Go back to your circle jerk with Carson and Cruz. Maybe they wont insist that you look in their eyes while they finish on the cracker first.