Del Toro’s Hellboy movies had a wonderful, twisted fairytale vibe and a perfectly cast Ron Perlman. Neil Marshall’s Hellboy... I just don’t know what the hell happened there. Everything about that movie felt like a misfire.

That beats the leading alternative, “the last age.”

Can’t wait to hear the stories of how criminals evade the cops by simply driving up a mild incline on a dirt road or driving through a running car wash.

That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

*Furiously shakes fist at Al Gore*

How “strong” tungsten is, is completely irrelevant. I’m sure 45 pounds of anything dropped from that height onto that roof would’ve done the same thing.

The internet was a mistake.

Coming soon: Trump Kia/Hyundai South Beach

Selling cars is often a soul-crushing grind.

I can already tell you the plot of this entire series because it’s the only plot line that *can* exist when your main characters are all pre-Lower Decks students who have no actual power or authority to be flying starships, handling sensitive information, or in any way saving the universe.

The “first class” of the new…

If the showcase happens, it’ll be a car operated by remote control

Her husband got a similarly shitty loan, so what’s his excuse?

Somewhere out there, the Ship of Theseus has been converted into a wedding cruiser.

quit your bragging I have been looking at a missing cabinet and door for six months

Is that Ant-Man's skeletal remains?

Penny Arcade Nailed it today.

You can’t charge it after midnight either.

It was likely successful at the real goal: making some short term investment money for the creators.

I came here specifically to talk about that. Did he rob a cartoon character??