That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

*Furiously shakes fist at Al Gore*

How “strong” tungsten is, is completely irrelevant. I’m sure 45 pounds of anything dropped from that height onto that roof would’ve done the same thing.

The internet was a mistake.

Coming soon: Trump Kia/Hyundai South Beach

Selling cars is often a soul-crushing grind.

Her husband got a similarly shitty loan, so what’s his excuse?

Somewhere out there, the Ship of Theseus has been converted into a wedding cruiser.

quit your bragging I have been looking at a missing cabinet and door for six months

Penny Arcade Nailed it today.

You can’t charge it after midnight either.

I came here specifically to talk about that. Did he rob a cartoon character??

The dude is wrapped in cheetos sweats, driving a cheetos-themed car.  The mschf boots are the least cheesy thing going on in this picture.

So are we just not gonna talk about this?

Yeah I remember that being really the biggest part of all of it. She was super anti-trans and I think Pascal even tried to talk her rationally about it at first, but after repeatedly going down that hole, he definitely went to the Disney powers and said to tell her to get the fuck out

Which isn’t even getting to the biggest part yet: the actual star of the show she appeared in has become a superstar over the course of it, famously has a trans sister whom he truly loves and supports in every way, and presumably told their bosses: “shut her up or get her the fuck off my show.”  And, not being idiots,…

Everyone knows the airplane and Amelia are in the Delta Quadrant. 

An underground battery fire should be interesting [when it happens, which it will].

“They’re aggressive to the point that police say they refuse people who turn them down for help.”