Tangential story: My sixth grade students didn’t know what a phone book was. When I explained, they thought it sounded really creepy. 

The Count of Monte Cristo has been one of my favorite books for a looong time. Such a fantastic story of vengeance. I’m 1000% on board as long as it doesnt resemble the movie whatsoever. That trash was basically a coopted story that only shared the characters names. The only good thing to come out of that was James…

I love her little grin there. Like, my grandson, such a rogue!

Oh no, even Melania’s stylist has turned on the family.

At this point he’s clearly doing this shit on purpose just to fuck with us. And by “this shit,” I mean “continuing to exist.”

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

Suppose we threw an inauguration and nobody came?

Oh he absolutely will. He will take to twitter talking about how the discourse in this country has reached an all time low and how democrats/liberals are dragging down the country and trying to prohibit making America Great Again. The frog avatar brigade who support Ryan and the incoming Hate regime will then proceed…

I personally don’t want to see her there unless her security clearance is approved.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

She had an abortion for the same reason any woman has an abortion: her own, personal, private reason. Her abortion “reason” is as unhorrifying as anybody’s abortion reason. That’s why you were told to fuck off.