Because of three things.

no.

Yes. Until they figure out how to defy gravity, fluid will always want to flow down.

When I read that I thought about the magnetic-inducted launch of the California Screamin' coaster at Disney's California Adventure...

Did you even read the article?

How on earth do you read this article and think "looks like they tried the wrong joke this time"? It's like the commenters here can't even read.

The war was fought because the islands are populated by English-speaking people of British descent who consider themselves to be part of Britain and want to remain so. There isn't an Argentine population there. There are no "natives." It was invaded by Argentina in 1982 as a symbolic act of nationalist aggression by…

Except that Argentina was fighting the war of conquest in 1982.

You seem calm and level-headed.

Throwing a rock at someone's head is not a joke.

Holy shit you're a fucking retard.

Except... they didn't. You have to being trying really hard to see the intentional provocation here. Even if "H982 FKL" was intentional, even if that plate hadn't been on the car since 1991 (which it had), it's the most obtuse provocation I've ever seen.

Not sure if trolling or a total fucking asshole who I want to kill...

So this is spun by the exhaust? They should attach another turbine on the other side to suck air in, and then route it to the intake.

Bullshit.

I'm gonna put on my flamesuit, but here it goes:

LMAO.

"Every bit as great as the Germans they compete against". Ha ha ha, thanks for the laugh, I needed that.

Let me get this straight.

Right. The AudiBMWMerc crowd is going to consider the ghettofabulous Escalade. With all the Government Motors recalls.