I had a boss a while back who was like this, it was a running joke in the group. We used to look forward to his emails about mundane things like training and policy updates because they would be so over the top.

Yeah not my best work.  I can’t help but encourage all the extra caremad hillary supporters who go to the trouble to reply just how much they don’t like hillary

Snopes... the same ‘fact checking’ website that regularly fact checks stories from Babylon Bee and other comedy websites

I’m going to apply for Hamilton Nolan’s job when he leaves. I already have the correct cranium and edgy opinions

I mean, you’re not wrong. Picking Trump out and imagining him to be unique in this regard is pretty silly though. I don’t think anyone who voted for him did it on the basis of his academic record, claimed or real, and visa versa, potential Trump voters didn’t decide to vote for the SLAY KWEEEEN instead because Trump’s…

You do you, friend

I’m reading Fall by Neal Stephenson right now. I’m about halfway through and struggling, it’s not as good as his previous works, it’s maybe more of a YA novel though not marketed as such. Maybe it’ll get better, so I’ll stick with it. I was a Regional Planning major, btw, one of the things that shaped my adult…

Why would I be butthurt though? Do you think it matters that Trump got shitty grades 50 years ago? Why? I’d be willing to bet that a very small percentage of leaders in the private sector or in government were academically successful in a way that would satisfy the smooth brained leftists of Splinter.  Of course, I…

I have family and friends that are evangelical Christians, and I have my whole life.  I’ve never once heard any of them (or in any sermon, sunday school session, or backyard bbq) say that they supported Israel because they wanted to bring about end times. That’s a creation whole cloth of the left.  They support Israel…

Republicans will do everything they can to make sure that Ms Cries At An Empty Parking Lot is made the face of the Democrats.

Trump’s so stupid that he ruined the coronation of Queen Hillary, the most qualified human being to ever live. Qualified at what, you might ask?  Well that’s just the sort of question a racist sexist homophobe would ask.  Shut up.

Huh, and here i was under the impression from reading Splinter and it’s broken brained commentariat that gun control was super bigly important. Big brave swalwell was going to ‘nuke’ anyone who dared to own a firearm once he was in charge. if gun control is so important, how come he couldn’t even get 1% support in the…

It’s an Economist/YouGov poll. It’s referred to on other sites but that’s the first one that comes up on google. It’s just like Liberals to discount any information they find inconvenient or counter to their finely crafted narrative. You can imagine American voters want open borders all you like, that doesn’t change…

This isn’t that complex. Robert Francis won over the hearts and minds of Liberals everywhere due to his strong campaign slogan “I’m not Ted Cruz” but alas, this is a more popular position in Brooklyn than in Texas.

Decriminalizing illegal border crossings is open borders. For some reason, all the Democratic candidates think either that people are too stupid to recognize this for what it is, or they believe (which would be much more lol) that most people (or more importantly, most voters) actually agree with decriminalizing…

I’m part of the majority on this topic and most others

I’ll pull you out of the greys against better judgement.  I’ve never blocked anyone, even that islamofascist gadfly who is a big fan of throwing gays off the roof.  I’m not sure where you get toughguy from it’s you people that love to threaten me all day long.  It’s a perfect encapsulation of Splinter Liberalism,…

The good news for you is, it appears likely that you’ll have until 2024 to repeatedly faint on your couch about Trump

Trump keeps at this because most normies (ie voters) are in favor of actually knowing how many US Citizens there are.  This pearl clutching by the left on this topic is largely recognized as another front on the war for open borders.  Even my far left (albeit elderly) father commented on this over the 4th, and he’s…

Your moral indignation over ‘hundreds of jobs’ seems a bit out of place given how you cheered over AOC’s fellow travelers fucking Queens out of getting Amazon HQ2.  So what is it?  Politicians should help their constituency, or they should virtue signal, because you can’t do both when it comes to bringing jobs from…