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Practical advice!  2 good columns in 2 days!  Are you interviewing, Hamilton?

It’s the violent wing of America’s Left serving a warning to any PoC not to stray from the plantation, unapproved thought will be punished, comrade!

TY for a nice lunchtime laugh, Hamilton. As an X’er, I appreciate the cyclical nature of all this. The very idea of living in a suburb was anathema to me, right up until i got married, and planned on kids. Now excuse me while I go check on the pork shoulder on the BGE.  Maybe I’ll turn on the SONOS and hang out on the

There’s a bunch in my area, but they seem to be more for boomers downsizing? A millennial (& wife & 2 kids) bought my house, which was in a ring 1 suburb.  They wanted out of the bad bad bad bad city school district.

Somewhat agree with what you’re saying but consider that just because Clinton was declared ‘electable’ versus Bernie, and lost, doensn’t mean that Bernie would have won.  Online communities like Splinter tend to massively overestimate the popularity of Socialism, on top of which, I expect that there’s some skeletons

The loudest voices on the left (and the right, for that matter) should be dismissed as elected carnival barkers.  The US is a center right country and isn’t going to go full socialist in any circumstance, no matter how fierce a bunch of dumb kids feel about it. 

It’s a hell of a thing, American liberals celebrating a gay man of color getting assaulted and ending up in the hospital. It’s just a milkshake indeed. Next, some gay man of color who finds himself set upon by a mob of white Antifas will decide to defend himself, at which point I’m sure the deep thinkers of Splinter

Yup, it’s about the easiest place to get a handgun, but somehow doesn’t suffer from the same levels of gun violence as other places with much more restrictive laws. 

He’s literally a furry, Robert Francis Orourke, that is. Biden? I don’t think he’s a furry, but, i’m not sure i’d be surprised if he was, either

Totally!  They should just host them on like my blog or something!  Or youtube!  That’s not corporate!

Sanders was hugely pro 2A before he decided he wanted to run for president on the dem ticket.  If you’ve never been to Vermont, despite their liberal leanings in many other aspects, they’re probably the most free state when it comes to guns.  Had bernie been singing from this sheet of music he wouldnt have been

10 topics, 2 hours each?  Do you really thing Americans have 20 hours of attention span for policy wonk discussions? 

Real recognize real

I mean, clearly she doesn’t hate her brother

Marries her brother and hates Jews, what’s not for SplinterKKKidz to like?

If the SplinterKidz faction of the Democratic party had their way and could apply purity tests to every candidate in every district (do try to remember there is a whole country between the Hudson and Oakland)  then all you’re going to do is hand Congress entirely over to Republicans, with the proto marxists able to

The real challenge here, in my opinion, is that there isn’t a solution to this problem in the middle. Either we swing way far to the right, build a wall, enforce the border, maybe give Mexico money to build camps to house people while their asylum applications are processed. OR we swing way left, and open the borders

If you can’t read there’s not much I can do to help you.  I’m sure you’re very woke though.

Good job not answering the questions asked, dipshit

He’s an unrepentant Communist.  The whole political strategy for Communists is to repeat a lie until it’s accepted as truth.  This is the same guy who was pro 2A until he wasn’t because it was no longer politically expedient within the party he’s trying to hijack, even though the state he ostensibly represents is very