candycorn33
My Head Is Shaped Like a Candy Corn (Hi Nolan!)
candycorn33

You’re a modern day Pauline Kael, who just couldn’t figure out how Nixon got elected. I mean, not a single one of her friends on the upper west side, or in the NYC theater community even voted for him!

Found Hillary’s burner!

I don’t claim to be good at math but at the rate we’re accreting candidates, it’s going to look like March Madness

Lol.  Reminds me of how her husband used  to say “I really want you to believe me that....”  yeah i bet you do!

Lol.  it really is catchy and to the point

Because she’s another fucking shrieking harpy.  Democrats seem to have trouble grasping the notion that most people aren’t going to vote for their bitchy wife who is constantly lecturing them

Like I said, nice resume, terrible interview.  Most hiring managers will tell you, they’ll take the ‘less qualified’ person who interviews better 10 times out of 10.  So many unforced errors that it calls into question how legitimate her ‘qualifications’ are in terms of ability to actually lead.

“Qualified” is a pretty academic concept, especially when it comes to politics.  A ‘better’ resume?  Sure, but she flunked the interview, hard, multiple times. 

do i have bad news for you, friend

I recognize that this isn’t really the point of the story, but is anyone still clinging to the silly notion that Hilly was the most qualified candidate ever? A brief stint in the Senate and a consolation prize of SoS for a little while. are we counting her husband as a qualification? that doesn’t seem...progressive. 

Where else do History’s losers get to tell History’s winners what they can and cant do with their land? Aren’t you the same people who love menstruating all over the idea of the former confederate states maintaining statues from their past? Next I expect you’ll tell me that Native Americans were blessed and wonderfully

You do realize that the SEC schools compete in Basketball as well?

If the NCAA did that it would take about 5 minutes for the SEC to secede from the NCAA, and perhaps another 5 minutes for the NCAA to fold like a cheap suit.

You should file a hate crime complaint and let your entire tumblr community know

People have things I dont and I want them NOW!!!!

Nah, this whole thing just stinks of a bunch of aimless millennials searching for something to be mad about, while being utterly ignorant of history. Never before has there been such a soft helpless group of people. FWIW, if the Native Americans had only had to hold their land against a bunch of 21st century American

Yeah it’s pretty fucking cool watching the ‘resistance’ actively cheering against America.  I’m just glad that an economic slowdown will hurt the average reader of gawker a lot more than the average trump voter.

That’s some pretty strident ageism.  I’m glad you’re a young broke cunt and built to stay that way.

because angry young socialists are well known for their embrace of freedom

Who cares? Native Americans just one of a huge number of peoples to be driven off their land by new settlers. I expect you’re also constantly caremad about ‘cultural appropriationtoo, but probably don’t know anything about History whatsoever.  What do you do when one Native American tribe displaced another?  Because