Nah, i’ll just hang out and goof on you Orange Man Bad kiddies. You should just light your Mueller candle, and maybe read the Mueller children’s book

Ah, struck a nerve, did I?  As long as child like believers in the resistance exist, there will be people like Wolff to grift them.  You’re probably still sore over all the Mueller merch you had proudly displayed in your little apartment.

In this thread, broke ass milenial blogger complains that other people have things he doesn’t. 

Why does anyone listen to anything that Wolff says anymore?  I get it that the child bloggers of gawker still cant accept the 2016 election will latch onto anything they can of the crumbling resistance, but how many times does Wolff get to be wrong and still have a seat at the table?  I guess as long as he’s selling…

Paul, my young red friend, do you suppose for a second that a woman who has spent the last 153 years in the House might maybe understand politics and their impact on elections more that a brooklyn based child-blogger? I get it that at the around the water cooler at gawker HQ (lol, you guys havent been able to afford a…

Say, i have an idea how to get my fringe ideas into the mainstream and win the presidency!  Make my political party SMALLER and institute a strict series of litmus tests! -  thoughts of a brooklyn based child blogger

This guy gets it. “Progressives” or at least the fevered imagining of the Gawker crowd of what Progressives are, make up maybe what, 5-10% of the voting public? The last time Democrats nominated a “Progressive” they lost 49 states. 

Also, the left seems to think political violence can never come around and gore their ox.  Given the fact that for at least a generation, there’s been zero focus on teaching history, you’re probably not terribly familiar with historical instances where a revolution started by the left just ends up with a bunch of dead…

Let me help you; while you laugh uproariously about someone you perceive as a political opponent being assaulted, would you laugh the same if one of your own got the same treatment?

Looking forward to the gawker article about how hillarious it is when someone throws a milkshake in Ilhan Omar’s face. Oh wait, you’ll treat that like a hate crime and a sign of the deep seated racism that only the fierce moral urgency of pushing Israel into the sea will resolve.

HEY YOU GUYS LOOK HOW MUCH I DONT CARE ABOUT GAME OF THRONES.  I DONT CARE SO MUCH THAT I KEEP POSTING ON AN ARTICLE ABOUT GAME OF THRONES.  NOBODY DOESNT CARE AS MUCH AS ME!!!

Replying to people goofing on you about posting in a thread about a show you don’t watch is icing on the cake.  You are such a not caremad tryhard that you want everyone to know how much you dont care and you’re definitely not mad about a tv show

Yes, civilization should end because some poorly read millennials aren’t getting the precise measure of entertainment, in exactly the style that fits their lengthy requirements, and using the correct pronouns, that they believe they’re entitled to

Yet, somehow, people who claim to be not interested in GoT, or too poor to afford HBO, or so little time in their lives that they’ve literally never had an hour to spare, find time and interest enough to find a place to post angrily about it on the internet. That’s tryhardism and marks you as an absolute shit.

I’m really digging the GMG UNION badge on the various shitty stories today.  Maybe you can put it on your linkedin profile as a warning to future employers when GMG folds in a couple months

Sure it is, kid.  Sorry you’re a day late and built to stay that way

Oh, a generational insult by the most bitchmade generation in history, and you can’t even get it right. 

Your platform is as serious as 95% of the 279 people running for the Democratic nomination. Oh, while I was typing this the dog catcher in North Collins, CO declared she is running now too

She mad because there’s no drug to fix crazy eyes

Right, fair enough, but since Che Guevara wasn’t on the ticket you had to support someone.