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Yeah it’s a real mystery why a modern company would want to avoid unionizing.  It’s hard to imagine how adding tremendous cost and reducing labor flexibility isn’t an appealing prospect for people trying to run a business.  Maybe you guys can learn to code when GMG collapses, because there isn’t a rich person on

Yes that will surely work out well. You want more Trump? This is how you get more Trump.

Yeah wow what a shock one of the Palace Guards for the Democrats turns out to be a virulent fucking racist

OK, I’ll bite. Should Jussie get away with 16 felonies <i> because </i> he’s black? I wonder if any crimes occurred in Chicago that might not have had the CPD not been chasing Jussie’s imaginary MAGA assailants.  Those victims don’t matter though because they’re not celebrities, and you wonder why people are angry.

Explain to me why the DA is dropping the charges.  Bonus if you can say with a strait face that it wasn’t because of pressure she received from Michelle’s CoS

Perhaps that, but perhaps also because Jussie is guilty as fuck and everybody knows it, including the corrupt piece of shit DA who isn’t even trying to pretend this is anything other than her doing Jussie a favor

Trump knows this is an easy win for him. It’s obvious to absolutely everyone paying attention that Jussie is getting off scott free because of the political connections his family has. Trump can slam dunk on this for weeks, and the Chicago prosecutor can’t even say why she’s dropping all the charges. Seriously, listen

“So popular”, yes, with a tiny segment of the voting population, which happens to be way over represented on Splinter Kids Newz

Boy oh boy you sure don’t want to look into what Communist countries did to their environments

Keep fucking that chicken and eventually one day the Mueller report might say what you imagined it would say.  Probably not, but keep fucking that chicken just in case

Not trolling.  Gawker will work their pudgy little fingers to the bone to narrow the field for Bernie.  The joke is, nobody who votes looks at this blog, and this blog’s most loyal readers are too stupid to figure out how to vote.

What a splendid idea, to have the Government fund and control the news. The one thing I admire about you Hamilton is that you’re a full throttle Stalinist, not just the parts of it that appeal to the typical brooklynite socialist. I eagerly look forward to your young adult think piece about why the liquidation of the

If MPR didn’t Gawker would have had to.  After all, Klobuchar is neither Bernie nor AOC so the Vanguard must protect the revolution from her

Oops!  There goes another non-Bernie candidate under the bus!

You’re following me around telling me to kill myself? Nice, i have my own psychotic liberal stalker! I’ll not be killing myself, thank you very much, but for those of you who have so little in your life that this weekend’s news has you thinking about self harm, you should absolutely call the Suicide Prevention Hotline

Will more detail confirming there was no collusion satisfy you? What level of detail? Something tells me that even if the report is released in it’s entirety, and there’s nothing for raging ‘resistance’ types to latch on to, that you’ll just claim that the 2 year investigation was purposely sabotaged, or Mueller was

Wow you guys sure are mad that a story made up with great haste to cover up for Democrats running a historically bad candidate (who was familiar with neither the electoral college nor the state of Wisconsin) losing to a buffoon, turned out to be paper thin. Sorry about your bad planning? Also, it’s hilarious to watch

Shouldnt you guys be hugging stuffed animals instead of blogging about getting taken in again?  Trump, the dumbest man who ever lived, who is literally triple Hitler, but so stupid that he cant tie his own shoes, has outsmarted the elite of the left.  Again.  Maybe next time spend less time believing your own spin and

The phone won’t display 5GE unless certain metrics are met. That’s what makes this test and article dumb. I can tell you that with my S10+, going from outside of NYC where it just displays LTE to into Penn Station where it said 5GE there was a huge difference in speed. I only have an AT&T phone so I don’t know what

I’m left wondering at what point democrats realize that the man they portray as being the dumbest man alive keeps outsmarting them