Yeah you would have to be a reeeeaaaaaaaaal idiot to believe that Democrats are now the party of Ilhan Omar and CAIR, and will gladly throw Jews to the wolves. The only question is what will it take for the bulk of American Jews to recognize the change and vote accordingly?  The good news is the Democrats are already…

Wow, what a shocking development, the candidates of the Party of Antisemitism are avoiding a Jewish political gathering.  Something tells me they’ll all be sucking at the teat of CAIR though, just a hunch

There’s nothing quite as insufferable as a smug Brooklyn blogger trying to punch above his literary standing by mocking people not from Brooklyn. It must really chap your broke ass that there are people out there right now enjoying foods and other lifestyle aspects of which you do not personally approve. Then you…

You guys sure are trying to prepare the field for Bernie by shittalking all the other candidates.  It’s probably a good thing that you’re both terrible bloggers and also read by such a vanishingly small number of people that your efforts will come to naught.  The hagiography of Robert Francis O’Rourke has begun in…

In other words, Lifehacker’s 10 easy steps to turn your otherwise normal child into a neurotic adult that wont shut up about race

Yes i’m sure the cellular carriers are going to increase the already dramatic investment and pace of 5G rollout to make sure google’s gaming service is successful, a bigly smart thought by omnichad

Oh wait, i have another.  If I have to maintain the room myself, can I pay less for the room in the amount that would have accounted for that room’s share of the housekeepers wages?  if it’s hurting their feelings to have to pick up my towels maybe this is a good target for automation

Yeah this is really something. Can I ask my customers to do my job for me now too? Is that some kind of millennial thing?

I have no idea what the winning message would be for the far left wing of congress, but I have an idea that “ORANGE MAN BAD!!11!!!” and banning beef and cars probably isn’t it, but as someone on the other side, i sincerely hope that Maxine Waters, Bernie Sanders, and AOC continue to be the standard bearers for the…

Boy you young adult bloggers at Splinter sure seem afraid  of Howard Shultz

Because google has been so successful in their primary business that they assume (via huffing their own farts) that they can ‘disrupt’ any other industry as well.  (low information) people tend to underestimate the level of complexity inherent in residential broadband, not just from the technical perspective, but…

It’ll be fine for rural areas too. gig over power lines is going to become commercially viable about the same time we see fixed 5g coming online for consumers.  If you’re good at google you can see where it’s being done today already in the US

You know, sometimes “Entrenched Telecom giants” are entrenched and giants for reasons beyond the typical Splinter/Giz autistic screeching about monopolies.  Some of this shit is actually complex to do, and whiz kid tech companies aren’t just going to Fyre Festival their way into these markets.    Anyways, as the…

Right, RBG should have to get vetted by the Senate again

So white male blogger from Brooklyn doesn’t like woman of color rising to a position of power, what a huge shock! Hard to believe, really. 

Or, here in the real world, some (young, dumb) Democrats are making the conscious decision to trade in their center-left base for something much farther to the left and much more jew hatey.  Time will tell if this was a strategically valid plan, but if post ww2 American political history is any indication, 2020 will…

here let me paraphrase what you’re trying to say without coming out and saying it: “If those goddamned old jews in congress don’t support Ilhan Omar, we’re going to have to come up with some sort of solution...a final solution to this problem”

Head not nearly candy corn shaped enough

Wow, young adult blogger displays childlike admiration of superhero union officials drawn entirely from his imagination. Reality must hit you pretty hard when it makes its brief interludes into your consciousness.

Wow, an antisemite dehumanizing her opponents?  What a new and fresh approach!