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Great.  Booze and Weed are statistically bad for you, so then we should also outlaw them (much easier as not recognized rights under the literal Bill of Rights!) and really anything else that isn’t strictly required to live.  At the end of the day, it’s really something to see the left turn into puritan scolds, i

If the Bill of Rights is outdated and unnecessary, you will be pleased to learn that the Founding Fathers included a proscribed method whereby people just like you can attempt to take established rights away, by popular vote even!  You just have to convince 75% of America that you wanting to take their rights away is

Again, you’re obviously not familiar with the Supreme Court interpretation of the 2A. You’re probably also under the impression that the HuffPo interpretation supersedes that of the SC.  2A is an individual right, and enshrined as such.  Like someone else in this thread said, leftist totalitarians should just be

It’ll be you dying over your vial of Vicadins, btw. 

The slow trains here at gawker i mean splinter would trade places with Tucker Carlson in a heartbeat.

I bet you’re a big fan of speech codes too!  what goes wrong in a person’s development to want to take rights away from others?

So, people can be trained to use a car in a manor that wont kill anyone.  Weird that.

That’s a fantastic talking point but the courts, including the Supremes, have been consistent in interpreting the 2nd amendment as an individual right, just like the rest of the bill of rights. The modern American left hates the bill of rights, we get it. you should probably just run on a platform of revoking it once

Plus, I really am enjoying this new phase of leftist thought where you love the cops and they are the only ones you trust with guns.  It’s almost like BLM was more of a political tool than something you actually felt

Meh.  They shoot ok, but even though my 1911 was my most expensive pistol, it’s probably my least favorite, mostly due to the finicky tear down.  I can clean the glock 5 times in the time it takes to do the 1911 once

The exact same point can be made about alcohol, and weed.  There’s zero NEED for them whatsoever, and society would be better off without them.  As the new Puritans, im sure the left will get on this immediately.

Yeah it’s clickbait, but that’s what we can expect.  We should probably start a death pool at this point for the GMG family of websites.  With what’s happening with the rest of the far left web media, and the abysmal track record of running a business, i give it maybe another 3 months then the bloggers can go back to

Have you ever met an actual NRA member?  You seem to have drawn some rather dramatic conclusions, so I’ll assume you’ve interviewed, and can glean the intent of, a statistically significant portion of them? 

Or, you should be adequately trained and educated in their use. Do you shit all over yourself every time you think of cars too? I mean they are pretty dangerous! I’m surprised you can walk outside your cramped apartment what with all the terrors the world must present to you!

It’s best for all involved that you don’t get to decide that then!

Cowards, or, you know, hobbyists. I realize most leftists youngsters are only vaguely familiar with the Bill of Rights, but you should really familiarize yourself with it since it stands in the way of so much of what you want to force on everyone.  

funny that, there’s something about the reality of who is committing the majority of the handgun crime that makes me think they probably aren’t even going to attempt to go after handguns!  It’s much better just to continue the culture war by banning cosmetic features

So, because Jack Crosbie is pants-shittingly frightened of firearms (and probably should be, like all frightened Brooklyn based millennial bloggers), that means that I should not have a handgun either? I get it that you’re terrified, but you can fuck right off when it comes to my constitutionally recognized rights,

No mention of the racist and homophobic ‘black israelites’?  Is it because they’re too far up the intersectionality victim olympic pyramid?

So in your mind, this high school kid should apologize for having a different political opinion than you. Or is it because he wore a MAGA hat? Or because he isn’t a big fan of abortion? Maybe because he was shouting down the ultra-racist & homophobic black israelites? I guess those are all good reasons if you’re a