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My Head Is Shaped Like a Candy Corn (Hi Nolan!)
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Discovery phase? You mean when they present the endless list of tweets calling for the murder of a bunch of teenagers for the capital crime of wearing a MAGA hat? Or maybe the endless knob slobbing over a native american ‘elder’ who lied about being in Viet Nam? How about where blue check main stream media types

Yes, open borders will super help AOC’s core constituency, the poor and working class.  There’s nothing like downward pressure on low skill job wages brought about by a surplus to low skill immigrants to help out the poor and working classes.  What’s going to happen when those classes realize the disdain that the

the funniest part was when you said ‘for profit’

I think we can all agree on one thing, young people are aimless idiots, their youthful idealism forgotten quickly upon maturing. That is unless you get to be a blogger for GMG for the remaining months before they finish circling the drain!

Yes, we absolutely need more language police. In fact, if there was only some sort of governmental entity that could outline the words that we’re not allowed to use any more, that would be great. I really hope it can be entirely staffed by angry millennial transsexual demiqueer otherkins from Brooklyn

wow, so edgy! Millennial blogger attempts to show the world how much he HATES a dead person, news at 11

Hindsight is 20/20.  Nobody in the foreign policy establishment had the slightest idea what to do after the Soviet Union collapsed.  I was a junior in college and a history major at the time, there was lots of debate but zero consensus.  Most (laughably, in retrospect) thought it to be the end of history.  All of the

It’s so fun to watch the young adult bloggers write about babby’s first election with such vim and vigor, thinking that there’s something historically significant about it.  I know reading history is anethema to you, but had you done a little reading about the history of mid term elections, this wasn’t a wave election

like those of us over 30 make fun of you people for not understanding how to place a voice call. it kind of makes you useless in the workplace, but you already know that!

Maybe they don’t enjoy being told what to think by Brooklyn Liberals?  who knows!  people can be funny that way!

you realize (of course you dont because you’re a young dumb kid) that the people for whom that Statue was erected had to come through customs, right?  all your ancestors, and all mine, that came to the US from Europe had to follow the rules, and lots of them who didn’t got put right back on the ship to go back to

that’s a nice built in excuse for the fact that you’ll never find someone willing to have sex with you

a lot more than communists do, but anyone who isn’t a trust fund brooklyn based burnout already knows that

Which part of the Capitalist first world isn’t emitting any CO2?  I’ll hang up and listen to dead air for a while

Good point, let’s stop letting environmentalists determine forestry policy.

and that we havent been, for a couple decades, undergoing a massive transformation from coal to natural gas for electricity generation? green douschebags wont be happy until we’re back to a stone age lifestyle, which is why they can’t get their draconian program implemented, but here in the world outside of Brooklyn,

Another question for our favorite junior blog editor: Is Bernie Sanders paying you in store brand deodorant to preach doom and gloom? I mean obviously he is, but what’s the payment mechanism? do you get like a big pallet of Piggly Wiggly brand anti-antiperspirant, or does he just pay you a few sticks at a time?

Capitalism is to blame because if we lived in a just world, the US and Western Europe would be as environmentally enlightened as the Soviet Union and Communist China, into whatever China considers itself today.  True guardians of the environment, in any case

Yeah, Hamilton Nolan’s writing is super deep for college freshman who are alternating between bong rips and A People’s History. once you’ve earned a couple paychecks and become less enthusiastic about paying ridiculous taxes, most of his garbage comes across pretty hollow, or perhaps written by the hand of someone who

this is all about prince andy’s inspirational desire to run for president. Gee look, after my dad and I ruined NY, I was able to add 25,000 jobs! i mean i had to pay like 300k a piece to get them, but yeah me!  I’m just looking forward to watching him flop on a national stage.  He’s Hillary Clinton without the warmth