how about this? Obscure Magary just enough to where you don’t have to pay him royalties.

I don’t think I’d want to wear stuff branded by a website I like.

When does the Brett Favre dickpic tank top come out? Hopefully in time for the holidays.

Jesus, how broke are you guys? Are you going to be selling Drew’s ugly ass shirts at a garage sale next?

I was a a bar in Seattle a while ago, and there was a dude there wearing the Jalopnik “lock me like a wagon wheel” shirt, I said, oh shit! I should go talk to him, and then realized that would be kinda weird?

Did you guys think to just ask Univision for a loan? You’ve had some hard times, I’m sure they’d understand.

but ew there is a “Keep Calm and” one

Would legit buy a Nnnnnnh Peppermint Roll tee from Deadspin.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

To be fair to Russell, he’s new to scoring, and he’s pretty excited about it.

Simulate the game on Tecmo SuperBowl with updated rosters. Winner of the simulation wins the game.

+1 Shooty-Hoops

Oh man I love you. I was waiting for this.

Roe. Was a dumb oversight. Some of the stuff you said I don’t think is a huge problem. It’s a function of the main problem. The religious right has to go. The problem is what the religious right has created, the inability to move forward. I think there are many people in this country who are okay with religion,…

Man this protocol is all sorts of jacked up. Wait a minute. Jacked up? JACKED UP?!?

I don’t know about that, but I’m pretty sure you could talk Zygi Wilf into a few rounds of Mario Kart.

His refreshing honesty is one of Sean’s best qualities as a broadcaster. It’s part of what got him fired from the Red Sox.

Stop playing on Thursday, get rid of replay reviews and no more commercials after a kick-offs would be a great start.

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.