I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber. Thanks for the affirmation, Pratt!

I miss the Obamas so much.

To all these profilers I prescribe the book “Why Does He Do That,” by Lundy Bancroft, a counselor who worked with abusive men.

This shit again.

Barbara Bush is a “fighter.” [Us Weekly]

Thought she was great on the podcast, particularly with calling out stupid flaws in the system yet being on point politically, too. From her comments I did not expect this to happen in the Senate - she made a point several times of how amenable (*relatively) the House was to her pregnancy in comparison.

Why shouldn’t it be okay for her to bring a breastfeeding infant with her if she doesn’t even get to take maternity leave? She didn’t say that she was going to have her child around all the time, just when it was needed. This isn’t exactly a typical office environment.

I hope she breastFeeds on the Senate floor because I have pretty good idea what Mike Pence would look like with blood flowing from his ears and I’d like to confirm my suspicions.

A future President of the United States, if there is one.

He works at a shelter for sexual assailants, blindly defends our sexual assailant president, and hired an attorney whose specialty is paying victims of sexual assault to keep quiet.

Shut the front fuckin door. I never click the links I figured it was just some play on words and they didn’t actually break up. Wow. That’s nuts. That’s more nuts to me than the recent string of divorces. I feel like they will end up reconciling??

Re: John Cena and Nikki Bella

I think it’s funny and cute how much “momming” Britney inspires. I don’t care about her music but I want her to be happy and healthy. She’s endearing.

Brit looks happy. That makes me happy. 

Brit’s boyfriend is smokin’. She looks happy. Good for her.

We were in a position of being at their mercy due to them allowing her to attend the school out of zone. She’s been going in that district since 2nd grade and when we bought a house last year we were priced out of that school zone. We wanted something to remain normal in what was a crazy year (adoption, my new…

Also, if they thought this video was exonerating, that’s pretty disturbing. Like they don’t see anything wrong with this type of behavior.

Funny how this “proof” just further proves what misogynistic trash they are.

So I forgot to tell y’all a story that happened a few weeks ago!

Oh yawn, another baby. They have so many babies, I wish one of them would have something interesting, like a giraffe or a toucan.