To be fair Fallon had this (though to be fair is much more credit to Riz Ahmed than Jimmy):

Everyone seems to have forgotten the original Beverly Hills Cop fathered one of her children. Is that the joke or just that it’s funny he’s a cop in Beverly Hills? World events of recent months years leaves me unable to dicipher where the joke is as my brain no work :(

The guest list to this thing makes no sense.

This is so true that I’m actually starting to feel a bit anxious about it. I want to be a good happy travel companion for my friend! I really like the Teva sandals so thank you - they’re on my shortlist!

Thank you so much!

I think so too. The headline had me trying to find the nearest wall to bash my head into but I think this is a thoughtful thing to say about being falsely accused. In particular acknowledging that false accusations are so rare and sexual assault so common. That is the most important takeaway and I’m glad he’s trying…

Thank you so much - I’m very excited and good to know it should still be warm as I’ve a few summer dresses on standby. I’m going to look into those sandals now. Thanks again!

I feel this is an appropriate place to pose a New York shoe related question. I will be there in September and probably walking a lot. I need something suitable for the weather (I feel Sept could go either way) so maybe something sandal-y? I just have such a terrible time with shoes. It’s a rare thing for me to find…

Getty has its priorities straight.

OK sure, Darren. There is a difference between criticising reality TV and being “disappointed” in people who choose to unwind by indulging in some chewing gum tv. I mean really he needs to get over himself.

This is very true and it means everyone waits for you to fall sharply out of favour when you make a misstep or no longer fit the narrative. I was just thinking of how quickly my love for Chris Pratt has taken a turn. Just can’t shake the feeling that he might be a bit douchey in real life. But Retta still seems to…

Dodai!

My J Law feelings are complex but Darren, what a wang. Her reality TV obsession is vastly disappointing? Let people like what they like! I don’t really watch reality TV anymore but let people decompress how they wish. Jeeeeeeeez.

So....I feel in the minority but I’m not against a Han Solo movie in principle. I am worried about what has seemed like a pretty messy process with the movie.

Colin Trevorrow is directing Star Wars Ep IX. I am worried.

This is absolutely correct but I don’t think stunts or gimmicks ever work long term.

Ah, the Matt McGorry of cafes.

She was in so little of S3 but what she did do was tremendous. Telling Rob she’d break his jaw if he hit Sharon made me sob. I can imagine that even if Carrie hated you she would die before she would witness an injustice against you and I think that idea is what made me blub over her (again).

It was on Jezebel that I learned the key to youth is to have a small philtrum.

So at his resort in Doonbeg on the west of Ireland, they have been trying and failing to obtain planning permission to build a coastal defence system to protect the resort from erosion. By...building a wall ironically. So, that fuck head really does only believe in climate change when it’s threatening his properties…