Hell, there must have been that many accounts over here during the election. The copy and paste comments with shitty syntax and all were tell tale signs.

What if Phil Niekro was pitching and the guy yelled “knuckleball coming”?

FUCK YEAH.!!!

It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

This was the first thing I thought of:

You don’t wanna go full dotard.

Hopefully better designed than the ball washers at golf courses I’ve been on. I have no idea why they are mounted so high. They don’t even provide a stepstool.

James Bond just ... is ... white.

The hook is one of the punches you should avoid getting hit by.

Hurricanes, Trump, police shootings, health care, tax reform, and countless other important issues but thank goodness we have Hillary Clinton sucking up lots of airtime so she can sell her book of grievances for personal profit. What a perfect cap for her career as she goes out trying to squeeze every single dollar…

Can it shoot a tiny lightsaber out of its top?

police were called after Duffy fell asleep in his car in a Burger King drive-through.

I really don’t like autoplay videos. :(

I’d instead prefer them to revisit the Z32 300zx. For $30,000 I’d buy one tomorrow.

Wayne Gretzky must cringe every time he’s reminded just how long Dustin is

Good read.

The end of that fight was tough to watch. I thought it could have been called sooner.

What a sad twist. The only people who can safely drive-by dunk are the ones physically incapable of it.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.