Ironically, the 10-5 rule was designed to prevent teams from dumping established players to teams like the Orioles.

You can’t rush a Tracy Chapman song...

Somebody adopted the Raymond Felton Diet.

A wise man on his own quest for peace once said, “There will be peace when the people of the world want it so badly that their governments will have no choice but to give it to them.”

Have they examined a former football player’s brain and NOT found CTE? 

In 1989, we had 4 channels producing new programming.

Adblock can block them.

The pilot didn’t finish, no cumtrails.

Denver? Cleveland? Plenty of chances to start.

Sodom and Sephora

“I taut a saw a puddy-tat” - Joe Flacco

And the rich get richer.

Their previous sonic attack:

$200 seems like a lot of money to spend just to get caught jerking off.

I feel better knowing Odell has plenty of love and support.

Are you not allowed to mention FS-1?

If you say so.

More like Draymond came out a head and shaft.

300 ounces of water a day also seems like a good way to beat a piss test.

“You can do both?” - Carmelo