She’s replacing Cannon as the host, as Mandel says, right? Not as a judge, like the headline states.

Is it just me, or was Nene fouled like 200 times on that putback attempt?

It’s all that suppressing of boners during matches that makes them so crazy

That’s spelled “Neesi” when in the plural.

In all seriousness, I don’t understand why the Celtics would trade for Melo. They have a young team with a couple of good, potentially great, players, but both Isaiah and Horford would instantly defer to Melo and you’d lose whatever rhythm you currently have. Also, there’s no way the Celtics win this year, with or…

Navigating the UI on the Wii U in a nutshell:

“So...how about we trombone? I have a tuba lube.”

Jerry: Who taught you how to do this stuff?!

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

And isn’t his twitter handle his “last name_first name”?

No, Sark. It’s Matty Ice who is there every day.

He’s alright.

This right here is the difference. MMA is safer than boxing for this reason as well.

Did he keep fighting after he got knocked out? If not, the NFLs is worse.

NOOOOOOOO! Stay away!! It’s terrible here! No one wants to live in Seattle! Simply terrible! Horrid!

Pleaaassseeee tell me that there are jack stands under that Saab and you’re not just trusting those wheels to hold it up.

I guess it’s a good thing for Barkley, then, that that argument is impossible to make.

He was too busy looking at the penis.