“So...how about we trombone? I have a tuba lube.”

Jerry: Who taught you how to do this stuff?!

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

And isn’t his twitter handle his “last name_first name”?

No, Sark. It’s Matty Ice who is there every day.

He’s alright.

This right here is the difference. MMA is safer than boxing for this reason as well.

Did he keep fighting after he got knocked out? If not, the NFLs is worse.

NOOOOOOOO! Stay away!! It’s terrible here! No one wants to live in Seattle! Simply terrible! Horrid!

Pleaaassseeee tell me that there are jack stands under that Saab and you’re not just trusting those wheels to hold it up.

I guess it’s a good thing for Barkley, then, that that argument is impossible to make.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Even having watched the video*, I can’t believe that picture ended in a dunk.

I hear Mo-Cap for this game was awkward.

He was too busy looking at the penis.

Its fucking awesome is what it is.

He’s a junior!

This is but one in what I hope is a series of great videos from Emmanuel.

He asked for reliable though