By my calculations, the next dunk contest winner has to be named Yelnik McWawa.

I’m glad something exciting happened, hate to see the crew get stuck in a rut.

I was excited until I saw the controls on the cord. I can’t stand them hitting my face when I run.

I was excited until I saw the controls on the cord. I can’t stand them hitting my face when I run.

If the marching band director texts something inappropriate and the student reports it, it’s sexual harassment. -Madden explaining what happened to his wife

Any time you can turn Oladipo and a lottery pick into Terrence Ross and a late first, you have to do it.

I bought these via Kinja Deals a year ago. They separated at the seams at about 6 months. I super-glued them and they made it a year before crapping out.

I bought these via Kinja Deals a year ago. They separated at the seams at about 6 months. I super-glued them and…

Early in the morning, risin’ to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money’s all gone

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Just make him go left!

Would’ve been interesting if Gray asked if Trump is working to get the Super Bowl ring that Putin stole from Kraft back.

“Andrew Wiggins Can Fly!”

What I’d like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, St. Louis sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like.

Allan and Akil finally see eye-to-eye.

The most plausible so far: 2576 pound of torque @ 3500rpm to each driven wheel, less than the original, but AWD.

exactly the same as a V6 Rav 4 too

Certainly does. - Big Papi

Conspiracy theory: Brady didn’t turn over his phone not because of the deflated balls, but rather his procurement of “supplements” that have allowed to remain ageless. Zero fall-off just doesn’t happen.

Wow, do not Google image search “Chase Hunter.” (unless gay porn is your thing, then by all means make a night out of it)

It probably started out something like this:

I guess Rob can only listen Jimi, but can’t hear him?