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I went back and checked. You are correct. The role is listed as three-eyed raven. But when we meet him at the end of the fourth season he does recite Blood Raven's famous line when telling Hodor, Bran, and Meera that he's been voyeuristically watching them since before they were born because he has "A thousand eyes

Aye. I was yelling at the screen calling out the different historical battles they were pulling. No! NO! Nobody wants to be the French at Agincourt you idiot!

Took me a few days to find it in my history but here you go! http://winteriscoming.net/2… Surprisingly Legit Queen Cersei B, shortly may she reign.

No, no, no. Jon Snow was very clear—the Lord Commander is the one with the fanciest raccoon-fur neck-wrap.

Oi. When my old roomie and I watch it together we call it fear the walking retards. Who could have guessed that the heroin addict with the Sexy-Trump-Cosplay-Wig, and who inexplicably spends the entire first season wearing the dirty thirdhand old-man jacket he boosted from the abandoned church/crack den would turn

I loved his line that was something like for chrissakes it's just a show about tits and dragons!

At least Jon's baby-snow-makers were cryogenically preserved, unlike Dany's uterus.

The bunny in a beartrap sequence. Ohhhhh yeah that was good.

Eugene suddenly having friends and following them into the dark scary tunnel where they do absolutely normal teen boy stuff like light fireworks inside a closed cement container… WTF? It's like the channel got briefly crossed with a Lifetime "Touched By an Angel" marathon. With teen boys that made absolutely no

Marrying Margaery is apparently the westerosi equivalent of wanting a BB gun for Christmas. First you get what you want but then just like prophesied… You'll poke your eye out! (along with many vital organs and blood-cavities thanks to the spike-filled dry moat around the Red Keep/Maegor's Holdfast. Man, the

Canonically you are actually quite correct. All of Ramsay's hounds were females and he'd name them after his Westerosi Craigslist NSA FWBs if they gave him good "sport" hunting them through the forests.

I kinda thought the dress was Maleficent cosplay.

It could be Sansa if Littlefinger gets his way. Then again, I suspect Littlefinger has a different plan in mind except that the offer to Sansa might still be genuine. Y'know, like that time you and your college roommate get hammered and they'd talk about how if they were gay they'd totally do you, but hey, just

That might be the best response to one of those ads I've ever seen by *any* species of law-enforcing avian furry.

Only if they've been legitimized or a 10 year old girl makes an elderly morbidly obese man do so.

Hey, you need to start putting up a SPOILERS warning dude! I had no idea Voldemort was going to appear in Preacher and now that's just ruined for me. RUINED!

The sudden jaunt into the forbidden lust of a drug-addled vampire and a violent force of nature. I'm agreed. Not working. Too fast. Anyone see "The Magicians"? One of the weakest parts of their first season was when they suddenly pushed a "shocking" "betrayal" that the audience and the characters was supposed to

Definitely loving Jackie Earle Haley now that they've figured out a way to use him as an actor and as a terrifying righteous force ala Rorschach.

Damn, I love Lyanna Mormont. Can we just Queen her instead? This might've been the best season finale of any of the GoT season finales. Usually they have the big battle as the best of any given season. Hardhome has been my single favorite episode of the series but this one… Man. Top 3?

Man. I didn't expect Cersei to have crowned herself but I do remember earlier this year reading that based off the family trees included in "The World of Ice & Fire" that if Tommen was to die before her, then Cersei would arguably be the actual heir.