‘There. There. You stay over there’

“Shit, there go my dildos”

This is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.

Five hours is “around four hours”. In fact, it’s the very next hour. Can’t get more arounder than that.

So . . you responded to my post about how wrong child porn is by saying it was wrong . . . ok. I specifically drafted my reply to twart concern trollers like yourself, but you would not be thwarted. Good for you.

Hmm. Forty years too late. Gallagher would have died at his first show.

Try again.

Is the idea of a market economy unclear to you?

It would be better for the gamers, maybe, who wouldn’t feel compelled to shell out for what is essentially the same game every year. But why would EA care when they can consistently sell it every year?

I’m not going to make excuses, but in 1996 Braveheart beat Apollo 13 for Best Picture, Macarena was released, Stephon Marbury was drafted higher than Kobe.....it was a crazy time and it seemed like the old rules no longer applied.

Yeah, brilliant business woman might be a bit much. I go with opportunistic, people like her and the Kardashians are exploiting social media to the max. Not saying that’s not clever, but it hardly takes massive amounts of intelligence.

As always, the take here shouldn’t be “this sentence is outrageous! Throw him in jail forever and cut off his balls!”

An artist’s rendition:

Why should you only pay “a little” more? Your height is in the top 1% of human beings. And, newsflash, for every inch you are taller than average, you earn—on average—7% more over your lifetime. So take those unearned dollars and pony up for business class, jumbo.

it was funny because you don’t like transgender people let’s be honest here.

Generalities aren’t what’s important.

But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write.

Still waiting for Ep. 8 to be called The New Order Strikes Back. I will face palm so fucking hard if The New Order is in the title.

Last night someone on NBC asked, “Is this going to be what we remember about Ryan Lochte when we think back in 10 years?”

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."