Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

At least Miss South Carolina understood everything he said....

This is why Trump is so appealing to a certain subsection of the population. He makes politics, including INCREDIBLY complex international relations and ethnic conflicts he or most Americans couldn’t begin to understand (and I include myself in that group), seem so damn simple. And, for some reason (a combination of…

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

The dumbest decision ever is making the phone smaller instead of 1mm thicker for bigger battery. The headphone jack is useless now. These adapters will be sub $5 on fleabay, amazonian and Wal-tucky

Dude, fuck off. There’s no reason, other than your own self righteous nonsense, for this post to exist. Get over yourself.

Just what I came to say. After nearly 50 years I just can’t handle smoking that well anymore, the oils are better for me but edibles are the way for me

Know what's worse? Overblown sanctimony.

Back when i was a young lad....i used to make weed butter, and i’d use em for cookies and stuff, and i found that it was just real hit and miss with the strength of it- (mostly HIT)

“You stay. I go.”

Look! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!

These are good Americans through and through. They’re putting their livelihoods on the line for an issue that doesn’t directly effect them.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

So her obit contained information about both her private life and her professional life while his obit makes no mentioning at all about him being a husband and father. If that is symptomatic of gender biased obits, that can only mean one of the following:

You beat me to saying exactly this.

Because it’s a local paper, and people in New Orleans care more about their basketball team than they do retired soccer players.

As someone who actually lives in a foreign land, I’d be interested in seeing those sources. Here in western Europe, he’s been the most respected U.S. president in decades.

Man that insecurity is something to behold... you oughta get that looked at.

My favorite is when those guys repeatedly pass you while making such great progress.