No kidding? I’m a bad Jew.

Yup. Every rat is slaughtered according to Talmudic tradition.

Your message inspired me to watch some Dong Dong videos and that dude is amazing!

Jesus, this was amazing. It’s like if MJ had scored 30ppg while leading the Wizards to a title.

To capitalize on all the summer heat and grim death, I heard they’re rolling out a limited edition flavor called Pralines and AIDS.

Right? I mean, marketers are always asking themselves, “how can we create a strong association in the mind of the consumer between our brand and horrible, premature, prolonged death?”

Sorry to hear about your dog. That sucks, but you did the right thing for your friend.

I read it differently.

It’s a little weird, since 100% is not greater than 100%, but Duncan was, in fact, better than Kobe.

I was in London at the time, and it was very disappointing. I was really craving a glass of hot, rat urine.

Thanks for all of this. Very interesting.

Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.

Way to go, Phelps.

That kind of rarefied air requires athletic dominance and broad appeal. For all their achievements, Rice, Montana, Brady, whomever, have rarely been bigger than their teams and never bigger than their sports.

I like him, but he’s got a few DUI’s and that’s never a big selling point.

Jesus.

I’m not sure I follow.

“It’s odd and sometimes messy but it does tend to alleviate the political gridlock that currently grips Washington.”

oh, boy. here we go . . .

The conventional wisdom seems to be that Trump is the worst thing that could happen to the Republican party, but I think his despicable existence is an opportunity for them.