Dongs.

Gotcha. I agree with all of that.

This explanation isn’t consistent with physics. If you’re hanging your ass over the back of the saddle, the front brake is no longer the more powerful brake.

“but since he unclipped, he was unable to slow down”

The caption for the Zayn Malik story isn’t accurate.

If you want fertile trolling ground, head over to Breitbart.

People really say this???

No. There’s lots of porn on the internet. Welcome to 2016!

Here’s one to complete the “sociopaths making funny faces” hat trick.

Oh, yeah. Real ugly face. *rolls eyes*

Taylor Swift fans are like Donald Trump supporters.

Burneko has toned it down in the last year, but he has always reminded me of a more intelligent version of Trump in that he’s very confident in his opinions and is incredibly sensitive to criticism.

Yup.

I don’t know if flossing reduces plaque, but it keeps your breath from stinking and that’s good enough for me.

I think you’re right that Trump believes this will help his brand, but I think (like with most things) he’s misguided.

This doesn’t make a lot of sense since his behavior is sabotaging his brand, not bolstering it.

Brad Pitt is 52, so . . . probably?

Brad Pitt is 52, so . . . probably?

Counterpoint: Despite her many, considerable and enviable gifts, Hillary Clinton has a lousy voice.

Bru, you are so fucking alpha with your thin skin, casual homophobia and beat-to-death jokes.

Not at all relevant, but I’ve always thought “apples and oranges” is a dumb metaphor.