Seconding you here. Did the OP even watch the movie? Because if she/he had, it would be clear that the reason that the queen has a problem with Snow White is because SW is pure of heart, and could thus break the spell that holds the queen's power.

Sigh, if I could get a dog too I would. My apartment is so small though!

1) Welp, my best wishes go to Miley and Liam. No need to be cynical.

Aww. Dogs are so good for your soul.

Wow! Yeah, so many congratulations on the "ex" part. Dodged a major bullet there.

I don't get why people don't like her. You don't even know her. Until I know someone, I mostly think positively of them.

UNTIL SOMEONE GETS TIRED OR HAS TO GO TO SLEEP!

I know right?? Sarcasm is a great thing and people should recognize it more.

It's pretty easy to interpret it as not serious. Satire not entirely well done =/= easy to interpret as serious.

...but he's not the only one that is awarded with college money over those who need it. If that was the way things were, athletic scholarships wouldn't exist. Maybe all money should go to only needy students, but we live in an imperfect world and things don't work that way.

Internet high-five!

YOU JUST DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

Eh, I don't think it's particularly well-done sarcasm. But it still doesn't merit so much anger.

You know what would be awesome?

Yeah.... I believe she's being sarcastic.

Yup, definitely thought the same thing. I laughed, and then said to myself, "Ohhh, some people over here are not going to like this!"

They really did that? Thank goodness I never go there.

Just fyi, the proportion of women that get raped by men they know is way higher than the proportion of women that get raped by an unknown man. You don't get to describe specific situations of what your opinion of rape is as the be all, end all definition.

Man, I thought Brad Fischetti was gorgeous back in the day. Clearly my teenage self had no douche radar.

I still think you're missing the point - that kids aren't cheap, but okay.