I have a shirt with kittens on it and it says "free kittens, call XXX-XXX-XXX", but every time I wear it my bf makes fun of me saying it really means "free pussy". Jerk. I love my cat shirt!

Guess lots of people here had their cereal pissed in this morning! I think it's a fun video & song, and Beyoncé looks hot.

Yeah, hovering over the toilet is way grosser.

"Cockpunch", "dickmonkey", and "fuckstick" are all now my favorite words. Thank you.

You're welcome!

This one's awesome too.

Yup, it is a hyperbole. But it shows how much you REALLY need a drink. Which I can totally relate to btw.

I thought using a hyperbole was okay? In fact, not getting mad about someone's use of "obsessed" would probably help make our world a more relaxed, less obsessive place.

I love Woot! Today I got this hoodie in, just in time for this weekend psy-trance party:

Awesome! I'm making a cyberpunk costume.

I thought it was pretty clever too! Oh well, we can be easily amused together :)

I'm sorry but that still doesn't make much sense to me. We can all agree that Beyonce wants this baby, yes? So I still don't see why anyone should get worked up about calling it a baby bump. It's an annoying buzz word that the media loves to use, but that's about it.

Idk, if I was pregnant and wanted to be, I'd much rather call it "my baby" rather than "the fetus inside me". That just reminds me of Alien.

I was so pissed off too! Talk about unfairness.

For sure!

Well, when I said "girl" I meant girl as in she's pretty young, as it seems weird to me that so many older women attack her.

I don't know, if every singer was like Adele I'd be pretty bored, in all honesty.

That was with Snoop Dogg. Hence "T-Swizzle".

I cannot even imagine having sex while on mushrooms. It would all be one, "Where does it go?!" big joke.

Oh man this is awesome. My boyfriend and I once walked around for like 30 minutes with a slice of bread because my friend didn't want it (we had gotten it for her) and we didn't know what to do with it.