Am I a weirdo for salivating?

That's a good idea! But see, if I say "Coke break", I'll just get in trouble ;)

Wait what? Really? It's not?

Shoulder is ok. Hand on waist or hip is not.

Jesus, all the cynicism is putting me in a bad mood. The whole point is that they'll have an even stronger bond because of this, not that one will always be the "better" twin or that Kiki will have to do everything Nico says b/c Nico saved her life.

Is that what the line on her forehead is? I thought she had fallen asleep at the edge of her desk. Erm, not that it's happened to me or anything.

Wrong. This took place in Connecticut. Guess not only us Texans have mariachi bands, eh?

I can't even focus so much on this because wow, are her eyes beautiful.

Yeah, but aren't Jezzies not the norm? I mean, isn't Jezebel a place to discuss issues in a way that others normally don't in the first place?

Cats are AWESOME, you hear me? I have a kitty and she is great because she kills cockroaches, lizards, bees, and even hornets. I am deathly allergic to bees/hornets as well as terrified of cockroaches and I appreciate this very much. Now, bringing dead lizards inside, not so much. But what can you do, eh?

Hearted because this is AWESOME and exactly what I was thinking.

The response given in this article is the way it is b/c it never happens that "peach" girls want to be "brown", whereas "brown" girls want to be "peach" because society has made "peach" be more attractive.

Um yes! That show will never captivate my attention as much as any telenovela can

Hey, hey! Telenovelas are awesome ;)

Why not complain though? I mean, yeah very few of us are getting paid millions, but we still lead pretty good lives compared to the rest of the world and still complain. And if she wants to say that "starving" herself and working out hard to fit the Hollywood mold sucks, then isn't it a good thing that she feels that…

Um, guise? I think it's a joke.

Um, not before I do!

Hearted because I also was completely giving faux-confused people here the side eye :)

Here's my point of view: