Thank you, thank you, thank you for expressing so beautifully what I couldn’t. The coping strategies, the struggle with time management, not being able to predict how long something will take, nor being able to redirect energy when another task needs to be done. And the crushing shame. I cannot tell you how much…

Chiming in as another person who struggles with punctuality. I suffer from severe ADD, depression, and anxiety. My time management issues go beyond just showing up to places; at various times in my life, I’ve struggled with deadlines, procrastination, etc.

Eh, I have a hard time getting places on time, including to places/events it’s really important to me to be on time to. It’s never personal, or passive aggressive, and it’s really more about my own mental problems. Reading what Lauryn said sounded kind of like she might have some of those same issues- it sounded to me…

I can barely speak to her.

Holy shit, I feel you. This primary has been brutal. And it’s not just Dems vs. Republicans but civil wars within the parties. By the end of it I’m not sure I’m going to have friends anymore.

I truly blame Sarah Palin for a large part of the existence of the Tea Party. She was its precursor and its ur-statesman.

I know. I was ready to sprinkle a light dose of schadenfreude all over this til I read the post.

Where does she get her dilaudid and the doctor’s name and how much and are sexual favors involved and would it be worth the airfare to Wassila? I’ll answer my own question: YES.

For the billionth time, fucking fuck you John McCain for unleashing this beast onto the lower 48.

Internet hugs to you. I’m so sorry for your loss. A very happy belated Mother’s Day to you. You are incredible.

Combo First and Second Amendment: She has a right to her Salad Shooter.

She's drunk all the time now, right? I mean, she was always nuts, but now she is nuts and incomprehensible. I come from a family of alcoholics who like making grandiose speeches, and she sounds like every family get-together I have. Girl, get yourself some help.

Has “wizened circus peanut” been used? Because I think circus peanuts are gross, so it’s okay. However, I prefer my enjoyment of corn chips not be sullied by associations with this troll. Certain snack foods should just be off the list for using as comparisons, can we all agree?

Funny, I clicked just to say I LOVED “malignant corn chip.” To each her own. I say, carry on, Anna.

I actually love that one.

Yeah, but she followed it up with “bewigged Sunny Delight bottle,” which is great.

Dannielynn looks adorbs in her Kentucky Derby ensemble, their father-daughter tradition of going to the Derby every year is fantastic, and I’m glad they’ve remained relatively out of the spotlight.

EeK

They really need to just change the network’s name to K!