I also have a teenager and believed the same. He was playing the computer (he’s almost 16) and writing something (I assumed game-related)...until he brought me the card he was actually making.

All Kanye had to do was pay for this! I bet he didn’t even make the phone calls himself. So I’d take your handmade carrot cake over his gesture any day!

I have a teenager. She’s not even out of bed yet. I’m not entirely sure she knows it’s Mother’s Day, frankly.

Sad that their long marriage is ending. I’m reminded of what my mom said when Al and Tipper Gore announced their divorce after 40 years of marriage: “What’s the point, now?” :/

I always knew god hated socialists.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

A question. Doesn’t the code talks about political PARTISAN activities? BLM is not a partisan political activity. It’s social activism but not partisan political activity.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

This is the most important advice ever. It could take a few days or weeks to feel real love for your child. Doesn’t matter if you are c-section or vaginal, breast or bottle. It is totally normal and I am extremely grateful to the person who warned me ahead of time.

The idea that we could control the process beyond the most basic level seems adorably quaint and naive in retrospect.

What’s surprising (but really shouldn’t be) is how improvised so many aspects of the the whole experience are, and how many random curveballs there can be, even though it’s something that happens so frequently, you’d think it would be routine. I blame television and movies for perpetuating the idea of the “routine…

Will someone explain what “dancing for The Weeknd” means?

Is the fact that he insists on getting his hair cut like Ralph Wiggum’s on that hit list anywhere?

Maybe being born of and then raised by Kris Kardashian really shifts a person’s perspective about dictators in general.

So maybe she’s Becky with the best hair?

Rita Wilson has albums?

All I need to know about this album is whether Chet Haze has a hip hop interlude on any of the songs.