Surely if they were really trying for the closet racist market then Crispy Duck would have been the yellow one?

There's a good interview with the author in an episode of Dan Snow's History Hit podcast.

Nope. It also had a cool square steering wheel.

Cool listicle, dude.

Cool advertorial, dude.

Cool listicle, dude.

Cool listicle, dude.

Time to embrace his roots with a Sting cover..

I see him as more of an Akhenaten.

Listen (or watch) what The Dollop has to say about Fiji Water (and POM, and pistachios etc). It’s pretty grim.

What a cret.In

Cool listicle, dude.

Cool listicle, dude.

Cool listicle, dude.

If you can stand to watch a Mike Leigh film, he’s incredible in Naked.

Eat, shit and (voila, a) die.

Shiff’s riff miffs twit. Shit twitterer’s Schitt wit whiffs.

Just when I thought this administration couldn't get any crapper.

Wow, that’s almost as long as the records of East Germany’s Marita Koch(400m) and Czechoslovakia’s Jarmila Kratochvilova (800m).

Maybe a Gerd Muller wannabe.