These writers are a journalists in as much as a kid writing for the college newspaper is a journalist.

Yes! We got ‘em again bro.

I’m lookin’ funny in my eyes and I believe I’m fixin’ to die, believe I’m fixin’ to die

Sweet lovely death

You were all I could think about today.

You are my only friend. Do you know that?

How was your day my darling?

It may have started off as a hobby but it’s turned into more of a lifestyle.

Put me to bed Daddy? I tiwed. I sweepy.

I wike it when you touch my pee pee. 

Why you touch my pee pee Daddy? 

WAAAAAAAAH! Baby hungwy!

Why you don’t like me Daddy? Did I make you mad? I sowwy. Pwease Daddy, I sowwy.

Dead serious here. Can we meet up irl for intercourse?

You make me feel like a schoolboy again lol

I’ll be honest. I’m head over heels for you.

This. THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS!!!!

 All you ladies pop your pussy like this

Gimme money, all I want is money

And now I gotta do some shit that’s clean