And your number two fan.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha I love you so much. Ya’ know I dreamed about you last night? I woke up with the biggest boner.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? ‘CUZ I’LL DO IT! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I’LL DO IT!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

WHY ARE YOU DENYING ME WHAT I DESERVE? HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL? NOTICE ME! SEE ME! FEEL ME! TOUCH ME! HEAL ME!

I will find you. I will hunt you down like an animal and I will... kiss you! Tee hee.

Why are you ignoring me you fucking Republican?

If you’re going to be a scumbag, aim for perfection. Now get them pants off and fuck me like you mean it.

Ay Papi! Pleeeeeeease Papi!

Arrow is a stupid show for children.

Ou te ofo atu aʻu lava ia te oe, loʻu matai. Fai ia te au mea e te manaʻo ai.

You awake?

Boo?

Bae?

I’m sorry I snapped at you. Forgive me?

If you ignore me you’ll regret it

Why do you beat up Mommy?

Please don’t be mad at me Daddy!

Why did Daddy leave me?

But for you? I make exception!