This story just made me think of Carrie-Anne Moss with the pixie cut and the leather... ooh lawd!

Just looked up Gold Coast on wikipedia. Their sister city is Fort Lauderdale, FL. No joke.

Buddy Holly’s hologram was quoted as saying “This time I’m taking the bus.”

The race? You mean... La Raza!

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft. This is the best song on the album.

Has anyone actually heard Pussy Riot’s music? Are they any good?

In related news. I have officially filed to trademark my catchphrase “God please let me die in my sleep tonight.” Fingers crossed!

Dawes is like ancient. I remember listening to Dawes when I was in like 3rd grade and that was like 5 yrs ago LOL! 😜🤣🍆🍑🔥😢🔫💀

I got this Indian squaw the day that I met her

I would rather see that too but I don’t think it would bring in the kind of money the organizers are looking for.

Reportedly they were also ordered to smash that subscribe button.

I prefer to punch down. Punching up makes my arms tired.

Hold the god damn phone for a sec here... are you saying what I think you’re saying?... that Temple of Doom is not a sequel, but indeed a prequel to Raiders of the Lost Arc?

I watched it as a very young kid in Texas in the late 70s.

I remember watching some Jay Leno stand-up from his pre-Tonight Show days and he was actually pretty damn funny. He was insufferable after he got the show, of course.

Jesus, you got me with Gigglesnort Hotel.

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I hope so!

Uh, he’s already spoken for. I just wanna rub some vaseline all over those big juicy lips.

I think a jaunty version of “Rummy and Dick” sung to the tune of Burl Ives’ “Silver and Gold” might have worked.