I got this Indian squaw the day that I met her

I would rather see that too but I don’t think it would bring in the kind of money the organizers are looking for.

Reportedly they were also ordered to smash that subscribe button.

I prefer to punch down. Punching up makes my arms tired.

Hold the god damn phone for a sec here... are you saying what I think you’re saying?... that Temple of Doom is not a sequel, but indeed a prequel to Raiders of the Lost Arc?

I watched it as a very young kid in Texas in the late 70s.

I remember watching some Jay Leno stand-up from his pre-Tonight Show days and he was actually pretty damn funny. He was insufferable after he got the show, of course.

Jesus, you got me with Gigglesnort Hotel.

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I hope so!

Uh, he’s already spoken for. I just wanna rub some vaseline all over those big juicy lips.

I think a jaunty version of “Rummy and Dick” sung to the tune of Burl Ives’ “Silver and Gold” might have worked.

It’s interesting to me how being a centrist is considered to be passé now, especially by younger people. If you’re going to be a liberal, you better be really fucking liberal.

Wypipo are the worst! 

My mom took me to a WWF event around ‘85 or so. The main event was Andre the Giant and Hillbilly Jim vs King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd. It’s a memory that I cherish and Bundy was such a great heel.

My god, did you just laugh out loud at me?

Jesse, based on your history of defending our beloved prequels, I knew I could count on you to put in a good word for our boys in Weezer. Let those miserable haters keep on hatin’.

Hellboy- Drops F-bomb

That’s really the only embarrassing thing about this story.