My wife is an art teacher. The local VFW asked her school for some patriotic artwork from the kids to hang up for memorial day. I went with her to help her hang the little paintings of eagles and flags and shit. After we were done, I went to the bathroom. Inside of every one of their urinals was a sticker with the…

He was busted with a pound and a half of coke. I used to blow through that in a weekend. Pun intended.

Tim Allen used to be a small time cocaine dealer! Bet you didn’t know that!

Is anybody else having Kinja problems again? For the past two days my profile isn’t loading up in the right hand corner and the comments aren’t loading. I already removed Kinjamprove (damn it). I had to log in from incognito mode on Chrome to post this.

The Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill is the best ever endorsement for White Castle. And angel dust.

You’re rambling, Ducky.

Take it easy edgelord.

The only thing I saw when I looked on twitter were people speaking out against the pro-smilers. If it’s all over twitter it’s because of articles like this.

That’s right. And you know what? We never would have heard anything about the horseshit this small group of morons were going on about if it wasn’t for this article. It’s clickbait. They run articles like this because they know that we love to vent our righteous anger and maybe even get into some name calling with some…

Meet the Antmans

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I was thinking about this yesterday. While watching a Youtube video of Chris Cornell’s widow talking to Robin Roberts about Cornell’s death, I read some of the comments (always a bad idea on Youtube). People were basically saying he killed himself because she was nagging him about relapsing. It got me thinking about Yo…

Not gonna happen.

For good reason. The only articles that get a lot of comments anymore are the ones about some socio-political issue. Old AV Club is dead. Long live Nü AV Club.

Nic Cage’s performance in Leaving Las Vegas was brilliant. As someone who once lived in the hell called alcoholism, pretty fucking spot on.

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I agree, and unfortunately many young Republicans ideas of what it is to be a conservative seem to be largely informed by the fringe elements on social media and certain websites. Conservative or right-wing should not equal racist and intolerant but to many it does.

They’re not conservative. They’re centrists, and being a centrist is not cool.

That’s a problem with modern politics. It’s all or nothing. Us (the good ones) vs. them (the evil ones). The more the left attacks Trump, the more fervent the Republicans’ support of him. The right and the left have gone farther away from the center than they have in a long time.