Ok Danette, here’s what I don’t get. What compelled you to steer the interview from talking about the movie to talking about...

This one is taking the premise one step further though. All of the dialogue will be in the form of showtunes.

Paul said his counter-melody playing was inspired by the bass lines Brian Wilson wrote for Pet Sounds, but yeah, Paul really took it and ran with it.

They were better at writing punk rock songs, I’ll give you that.

That all makes sense. Didn’t Taft die while fucking Mary Pickford in a bathtub?

Damn. I just saw that someone beat me to the Madea joke. Ah well.

That’s ok. Black folks still have the Madea Expanded Universe.

Question: Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?

As soon as I read the comment about Paul’s bass playing I knew Quincy was full of shit. Also, I’ve read a lot of books about The Beatles, including The Complete Beatles Recording Sessions by Mark Lewisohn, and I don’t recall any sessions where Q was in the room, let alone this Ronnie Verrell cat. Complete and utter…

I love those baby names on the cover of Celebrity Baby magazine. Mhavryck, Trayycen, Trayydeyn, Aliviyáh. My wife’s an elementary school teacher and I see names like that all the time.

Sure, but is it white?  http://www.caninest.com/white-dog-poop/

I’ll try to help you get ungreyed because I’m a big fan. I saw you and Big John Studd wrestle Andre the Giant and Hillbilly Jim back in ‘85.

Deaftones fucking rock, dude!

Two things kids of today will never know about: porn in the woods and chalky white dog shit.

Were the Grammys ever in touch?

I don’t defend the prequels because the’re unpopular. I like them. I enjoy watching them. I can attack Spider Man 3 as a movie but I can’t effectively attack you for liking it.

You’re desperately grasping for straws here. You said something stupid. It’s ok.

Fanboys...

As a prequel defender, seeing Amidala pull the gun on the fanboy made me genuinely happy.

Thank you. Vindication!