My man.

I can’t do tight pants either but my whities are tight as hell.

How did Tyrese Gibson become famous again? I remember him doing a little singing and acting back in the 90s and not being very good at either.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I knew I wouldn’t have to scroll down very far to see someone turn this fucking tragedy into a dig on white folks.

I, for one, welcome the day when us mayonnaise loving, unseasoned chicken eating Chads and Beckys get what’s coming to us. We are history’s greatest monsters. All of the evils in this world originate with wypipo. To say that we deserve retribution is an understatement.

Do you think that your comments here on the AV Club are meaningful? Do you think that you are contributing in any way to the progress of societal issues with your little insights in the comments section? You’re a fool, Cap’n. A damned fool.

You’re an angry little turd aren’t you?

This just in from The Root:

I would hope that you’re being sarcastic, but I don’t think you are, so the only conclusion I can come to is that you are an idiot.

Well apparently Larry found it funny when he wrote it. What do you think that says about his political beliefs? You think Larry’s a closet Trumper?

Yeah, this story was made up by a man with a cuckolding fetish.

Somebody needs to lose a hand in this trilogy or it ain’t Star Wars.

Oh I like all of the prequels. See, I’m a Star Wars fan and the more of the Star Wars universe I get to see on film the better.

Funky fresh dressed to impress, ready to party...

If that’s true, then you’re not missing anything.

Pacific Daydream is a good Weezer album, not a great one. I like the fact that Rivers does whatever the hell he wants to musically instead of trying to recreate the glory days to appease old Gen Xers like me. If you’re stuck on Blue and Pinkerton, that’s fine. Dust off the old CDs and reminisce.

As a famous Mancunian poet once said:

Are you talking about it’s Cinemascore rating? Here’s a few more...

That time of the month?