I hope the incorporate Corn Quistos into a future episode because man I used to love those!

You a Rick and Morty fan, bro?

Ghost Dad was obviously the superior film.

Can we all just agree that the only people in this world who aren’t evil are women of color?

Hey, trying to keep up with those young ‘uns really burns a lot of calories.

It’s a hard, cruel world out there, kids.

Is it wrong of me that as I’m typing this I’m listening to Gary Glitter’s Greatest Hits?

So it’s a rumor started on twitter? It’s like how Rod Stewart “allegedly” sucked off Manchester United or how Richard Gere “allegedly” stuck a small mammal up his ass.

Ancient Greek kouros sculptures (from c. 615 – 485 BC) are found wearing dreadlocks.

So where did this whole James Woods/ cocaine rumor start? I ask because everyone always makes the same lame joke when his name is mentioned.

We don’t want to tarnish the sterling reputation of the most venerable Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame now do we?

You win the prize, sir.

I’m gonna go a different route and say that he’s just an asshole.

Kinja!

You’re not wrong and it ain’t right. He had two lines at the end of a goddamned trailer and I teared up.

Hey! Remember the 90s? Corner - Remember The Magic School Bus? I sure do. The wacky teacher. The iguana. The little kids and shit? Hey! What shows do you remember, 90s kids?

Ah. Buster Sidebury.

Toupee is covered is hairspray and pomade. Zero absorbency.

Good game. Good game. Good game...

white devils