Does anyone else think that terms like "nazi" and "fascist" are maybe being thrown around a little carelessly these days? To call Trump a fascist or to compare Obama to Hitler, these types of things really seem to be perverting the real significance of the original terms. To be a racist is not the same as being an…

The Frankenstones moved in after the Gruesomes.

I was being sarcastic!

Let's take over Breitbart.

Ever consider changing your name to Surge-MeisterMike?

It just so happens I was reading the book Live From New York on the crapper this morning and Julia Sweeney was describing how she came up with the character: she was trying to imitate a guy she used to work with but she couldn't play a convincing man.

Speaking of cubicles, I'm starting to think that maybe 3/4th of AVC commenters work an office job?

Double Reverse Counterpoint: Friends is a funny show.

He's too young and I'm too well hung and tonight I'm gonna rock him tonight!

That lawn hasn't been mowed in weeks! Now THAT'S metal as fuck!

Because redheads indeed, old friend.

Swear to god, my last text was "It's the economy, stupid".

Yeah, but his choice of "tho" ruined it for me.

Donald Trump: The Jerk of All Jerks

Yeah, the little dig at him possibly not having a father was a nice touch at the end.

Man, people like you make it really hard for me to call myself a liberal these days. That's some scummy shit you typed up there.

Alternate scenario: nine year old kid writes letter to President Obama in 2009, bad grammar and all. Fox News website's comments section rips into said child calling him a dumbshit without a father figure in his life. What would YOU do?

Kraft mac and cheese, sliced Hillshire Farm sausage with barbeque sauce and a cold glass of milk.

Farting works too.

Dr. Pepper for the win!